Is waiting for questions that will allow me to view my life in new light.

In other notable and possibly related news,

"So... have you got a boyfriend, yet?" - YKJ, at AM's dinner.

Me + boyfriend? Isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse?

But god I almost had a heart attack from the mixture of emotions:

1. shock at her blunt approach
2. embarrassment at the audience
   
3. shame at my innocence
   
4. relief that finally someone has brought up one of my major torments that I think needs to be talked through
   
5. fear that if we started talking about it, I would just break down and resulting 2) and 3)
   

But in the end, I just muttered a quiet "no," and that was that.

But hey, it's OK. I wasn't born, I was made a robot.

Yes I am aware there are multiple interpretations of that sentence. Correction, PJC just told me about Cherry 2000. Ew!